cause nothin lasts forever and we both know hearts can change

oh alex wang you know i love you, but $400 biker shorts? biker. shorts. really? do they have magical powers? were they worn by axl rose in the november rain video? do they have a secret jet pack hidden in the panels thus allowing you to bypass sweltering summer subway stations? because then and only then, i just might be interested. 

(photos via shopbop.com)