mmmk no thanks bye bye

just a few of the many problems i have with these urban renewal shorts:

• the front looks like it could be the back 
  
• can you say mom jean pooch?
• the seaming/tailoring looks cheap
• they wouldn't flatter anyone with hips (in other words, 90% of all women)
• they aren't really shorts but rather $50 underpants

i get that they're on trend with the high waist but if an article of clothing makes a 100lb model look strange, then really what's the point? 

(photos courtesy of urbanoutfitters.com)